Obama's address to Congress

We were thrilled to hear Obama address Congress last night. In his next speech, Obama will be discussing how time travel will help to rebuild the economy.

bio fuels? TIME WARPS.

For all of you who already watched last week's Lost you already know this: time travel was barely mentioned in the episode. Why is this? Clearly your votes on our poll combined with the statements made in the blog have convinced ABC to stop representing unregulated time travel on their shows. They have not contacted us directly yet, but we anticipate a full letter of apology, explaining exactly what the hell they were thinking when they aired that shit, to arrive shortly.

In other news, everyone should be marking their calander for the premiere of Will Ferrel's new movie Land of the Lost. The film begins with Matt Lauer interviewing Ferrel's character. When talking about his book, Ferrel explains that his revolutionary concept boils down to two simple words. Not bio fuels. TIME WARPS.

Our blog team here is thrilled that our fundamental thesis is finally being spread throughout the world. To reiterate what we have alrady mentioned in earlier blogs, instead of worrying about current environmental issues and throwing out haphazard suggestions for solutions to the problem (bio fuels) we should be concentrating on building a time machine. Why should we waste time trying to figure out the potential for biofuels when we can prevent the initial problems all together? Time travel has the greatest potential of all. It may take decades or more to restore a rainforest, but it only takes a time travel moment to go back and tell people not to cut them down in the first place.

Ferrel's character is deadly serious about time warps, and so are we.