instead of wasting time worrying about current and future problems such as climate change and a collapsing economy, a colleague and i are devoting all of our educational and personal efforts to the construction of a time machine. it's science. our time machine would allow us to go into the past and the future. by traveling back into time, we could make important discoveries including what really killed off the dinosaurs, and who shot JFK. we would also be able to solve problems such as climate change, deforestation, and urbanization. finally, we could prevent such tragedies as the sinking titanic, the exploding hindenburg, and the filming of glitter and gigli. a time machine would ensure that we don't have to worry about these and other pressing issues. i'm not worried, i'm not worried at all.
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what about the flipper babies? will you save the flipper babies? if so, i am totally on board with this!
it is about time someone makes a time machine. you know, one that works. do you have any idea what kind of monumental changes you could effect? i mean, besides all the ones you already mentioned. you could stop the 2000 election from being rigged AND prevent the cancellation of arrested development. end result: the world would be a better place. i honestly don't see how this could go wrong. keep up the good work!
Ah yes, following in the footsteps of the great Mr. Peabody and his WABAC machine.
Now this is a good idea what is a good idea. What could possibly go wrong? Nothing, thats what. Good old fashioned American ingenuity, thats what that is.
Would you be able to find my sock? I was wearing it the other day but now I can't find it. If maybe you went back in time it would be there and then you could bring it back for me that would be really cool. Oh, it's black.
Unfortunately-MWCCC, we are only able at this time to use the time machine for scientific endeavors. If you can find a very precisely scientific advantage for finding your said "black sock" then I think we could talk. But, as noted by our last poll, unregulated time travel is single biggest fear in the world today.
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