Everyone else is wrong.

Some people have some screwed up opinions of what a time machine might be. We explore them:


A motorcycle? Come on. This is neither made from recyclable materials OR a real idea. That's like saying that your toaster is the gateway to hell.



This is libel. Professional cyclists around the world sit crying on the side of the road when they suddenly realize their bike is not ACTUALLY going to transport them to the finish. I mean, come on, even if it did, how would you actually get away with that? Lance can't even get away with showering before he pees in a cup.


HAHAHA. I've never seen a more true photo.


Not even Achim could understand what this is attempting to be.

There is only one real thing. And we've got it.