Our research team has been in meetings for days now, pulling our hair out, deliberating what to do about Lost's copyright infringement. On last nights episode we noticed the switch in vocab from "time travel" to "temporal displacement"...hmmmm....fishy. Even though we respect their attempt at rewording the SAME concept, we have finally come to a conclusion.
WE ARE SUING THOSE MOTHER FUCKING UNGRATEFUL TIME TRAVEL THIEFS.
When we get through with them, they'll regret even having a single thought about unregulated time travel.
More to come...
4 comments:
does unregulated time travel and a mistake in liguistics really override the fact that Lost could possibly be the best show in history? I don't know how much longer I can take this time travel superiority coming from this blog and its authors.
Elizabeth,
That fact that Lost might be the best show in history does not matter. The question is about infringement of the author's time machine and the frightening thought that is unregulated time travel. The writers here have clearly shown no regard for this sort of temporal mismanagement and have abused the genius of the author's superior mind, probably out of jealousy.
Sue the bastards.
An example must be made or we'll have every whitetrash nutjob with a multi-million dollar science lab and unpaid Asian grad students just running all willy-nilly through time and space, hurling plasmas and dark matter all over the place, like a monkey with a plamfull of shit. THINK OF THE IMPLICATIONS!!! THE IMPLICATIONS FOR SCIENCE!!!
It is time that we draw a line in the sand. Across this line you DO NOT!!!
lost gives me a boner
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