Tuesday, July 7, 2009

ATTENTION ALL LOVERS OF TIME TRAVEL!!!!!

Are your nightly dreams filled with dancing time machines and a world where time travel is regulated like underage drinking? Do you pee the bed at least twice a month during nightmares involving Miley Cyrus as the lead role in the remake of Glitter?

Well, today might be your day.

We are proud to announce our NATION-WIDE SEARCH FOR GUEST BLOGGERS!!!!!!

Though no one can possibly know more about time travel than we do, we want at least one person, ideally more, to give it a go. We will treat all applications for guest blogging according to 1) time travel experience, 2) if you are a celebrity, and 3) if your favorite singer is Cher.

Please contact us at kendi.thomas@gmail.com and we will check your eligibility.

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