By Guest Blogger
For months we’ve discussed and debated the rights and wrongs of time travel by Humans. We know it’s kind of a big deal, and therefore, like crossing the border from the US to Canada, time travel needs regulation. Naturally there needs to be police, k-9 units, and a Nexus lane. This of course leads to questions, are you limited on times you can travel to? Can you pick up hitchhikers? Is marijuana legalized while time traveling?
These are all legitimate questions, but once you’re done deciding if returning a blazed Abraham Lincoln to Gettysburg is trespassing on the time-space continuum, we must approach a more pressing topic, time travel by extraterrestrial beings.
It’s been a long proven fact that extraterrestrial beings, or aliens, have possessed the mechanisms of time travel. Throughout history they have abducted individuals from our planet and taken them on mind blowing rides through time and space. Sounds fun doesn’t it? BUT are those epic and stimulating cruises regulated? What if an alien’s flying saucer is hit by a rogue asteroid near Pluto? Who is responsible for the abductees’ early demise? Clearly this matter should be settled by the judicial system. I foresee a new court of law in our terrestrial future, Universal Law. So, if you’re studying international law, national law or even just state law, quit it. Start studying Universal Law, you could sue aliens for sweet trips through time.
Note: This blogger prefers to remain anonymous, but professes his undying love for this blog and all things time travel-related.
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